Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Not LTD

I love how these whores go on tv shows like good morning america and cry about how their kids are taking a verbal bashing from this. Really? Really? I dont think Tiger outed you as a mistress. You outed your damn self and now you want us to feel sorry for you?

Sex Addict? What guy isnt? Im really getting tired of everyone being some sort of addict. Give me a fucking break. The man likes white poon just like every other black man in this world. And ask yourself, if all of these women were literally THROWING themselves at you, how hard would it be to turn down? Do you know the kind of stuff that Porn Stars can do? If not, you arent a real man anyway.

I have to agree with James, the part that upsets me, and what I have always said about professional athletes, rock stars, and celebrities from the silver screen stays constant. I envy you for being able to get the most fantastic tail worldwide whenever and wherever you want (and even where you want to put it). Do all of the kinkiest things, with the biggest whores, fuck 10,000 women like Wilt, even 18 year old babysitters like Mark Chmura(?) but dont get married. Once you say "I do," you are commiting yourself to one person for the rest of your life. It is ultimately a disgrace what the sanctity of marriage has become in this country.

The media should be ashamed too. Although this is embarrassing, it is a private matter to be handled within their home. Every report on all 800+ cable stations only adds to the fact that as a society we relish in other peoples failures. Why are we giving these whores TV time at all? Right in line with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and any other self made celebrity/reality TV star, what are we telling our children? The ability to take a dick (albeit a famous dick or on take a dick on camera) will set you for life? I want the America of the 1970-80's where rock stars can fuck groupies in every town and not only does no one know- but no one cares. At least those whores did it for the love of a band only, not for the notoriety, book deal, or movie of the week that could come later.

I've heard the ridiculous rumors that Tiger Woods is contemplating suicide. While I'm very sure that this is just that- a ridiculous rumor; how would the media feel if this were indeed truth. Would publishing and airing all of his dirty laundry seem like a good idea then? Use your fucking brain. Karma is a bitch.

The Losers here: Elin, his children, golf fans, & children of the world who just lost a public figure that they could admire. The Winners: the rest of the PGA tour, Reebok, Powerade, and 989 sports because they didnt cut the contract of the biggest money making endorser EVER, and the fat out of work rednecks who generally watch Jerry Springer and now have something else to talk about.

PS. Jesper Parnevik should shut his damn mouth in public. If you want to talk to Elin and apologize to her, do it there. No one needs to or wants to know your two cents just because you introduced them.

On another note, I think Earl is rolling over in his grave right now. Black man finally gets to the top and now its the White WOMEN holding him down.

2 comments:

  1. I'm not sure if the res of the tour are 'complete' winners, though. True, the competition gets easier, but they'll lose interest and profit without the big name draw.

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